Mullets
Jun/09N/A
For some reason I’ve been seeing a hell of a lot of mullets lately. WHY? How, on God’s green earth, do you think this hair cut looks good?
It’s been made fun of for years! It’s been the butt of countless jokes. It has become synonymous with hillbillies and rednecks. And yet you rock the business up front and party in the back. Do you not realize you are being made fun of? Do you not care? REALLY? You think it looks good?!?! How drunk were you when you got that haircut? AND. How lazy are you to shave it off? I want to run up behind you with a electric sheers and shave it off like the guys from Jackass. Where did the mullet come from? Who was the first idiot to wear it? I’m sorry but you have to be some kind of special to do go out in public like that. Probably the only cool guy to rock the mullet was MacGyver. The only reason why he could wear one is because he is a fictional character from the 80s. You’ve got guts though. I’ll give you that. And $10 to get a real haircut.