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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-29

29
Nov/09N/A

Love me baby. Love me baby. Shake me like a monkey. Forever I'm yours. #
"All I want to do is grow old with you." #
is Singin' in the Rain. #
They may be blondes or brunettes They are hard to resist You surpass them like a queen
You’ve got those lips That were meant to be kissed An #
Well I can't make love to a bush! #
When the band began to play
The stars were shining bright.
Now the milkman's on his way.
It's too late to say good night. #
I'm off doing what I do best. #
Need food! Now! #
needs this headache to go away so he can get something accomplished. #
Can't sleep. Mind won't turn off. Awesome. #
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! RT @H2ODiablo: jury duty blows….. just sayin #
I freaking LOVE The Big Bang Theory!!! The writing is so tight and well executed. It's the most laughs/minute on TV. #
What in the wide world of sports is going on here? #
I didn't get a herrumff out of that guy. #
What's next? Spaceballs? The Producers? Robin Hood: Men in Tights? #
"Would you mind dancing with a mild-mannered pervert?" #
@onemanrev 23 in reply to onemanrev #
Look out 727! Here I come! #
@ActuallyNPH haha you really love playing with the whole 140 character limit don't you? in reply to ActuallyNPH #
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I am thankful for my friends and family, my 4 jobs, and that I haven't screwed it up yet. #
Clerks double feature at 4-C's. Get over here! #
is out and about. Let's see what happens. #
Bueller. Bueller. Bueller. #
@edheiland What did you buy me? in reply to edheiland #
You know you’re a twisty little girl. You know you twist so fine. Come on and twist a little closer now. And let me know that you're mine. #
Heading back to the 407. Did anyone honestly miss me? #
Shut up I'm having a rhetorical conversation! #
You've mistaken me for someone with a spine. #
If your intention was to shoot an arrow thru my heart: BULLSEYE! #
Even though we are sitting down, we are giving you a standing ovation. #
That face. That face. That marvelous face. I never should begin. Those cheeks. That neck. That chin will surely do me in. #
Can't stop shivering. Time to take a warm/cold/warm/cold/warm/cold shower and see if that helps. #
needs caffeine. Please bring caffeine. I would love you forever. #
If it was easy they wouldn't call it work. #
4TH QUARTER! 4TH QUARTER! 4TH QUARTER! #
is going into overtime!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! #
is finally getting out of here and heading home unless you got something better. #
@ryan_connolly its a tie between finding nemo and walle in reply to ryan_connolly #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-22

22
Nov/09N/A

I hate you allergies! I'm going to lay in bed for an hour while staring at the ceiling and think about sleep. #
"Naturally his hands are going to be wet, he's standing under a waterfall." #
just got drunk dialed by my boss. I can't wait till tomorrow morning. MUHAHAH!!! I've been meaning to ask for a raise. #
It's like watching a movie I haven't seen since I was a kid and getting all the jokes only grownups laugh at. #
"Look around your world pretty baby. Is it everything you hoped it'd be? The wrong guy, the wrong situation; the right time to roll to me." #
The bell ringers are starting early this year. #
Damn you #Publix and your amazing smelling fried chicken. #
You only call me when there's no one around. You only wanna come up when you know I'm going down. #
"Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about." #
I feel dirty after watching @shwood feeling up that table in the latest episode of #scamschool. Time to take a shower. in reply to shwood #
"I'm actually in a top secret government space program called Secret NASA or SNASA." #
He's not unfortunate looking. Wait! He found you on FACEBOOK?!?! WOW! And I thought I was bad. #
is stuck here powerless. I hope you're okay. #
@sarahcooley that sucks. This weeks was hilarious. Along with How I Met Your Mother. in reply to sarahcooley #
@sarahcooley did you see @ActuallyNPH is on twitter finally. in reply to sarahcooley #
is headed home from work. Hit me up if you're bored. #
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS UP ALREADY! #bahhumbug #
Blazing Saddles anyone? #
@ActuallyNPH colin? in reply to ActuallyNPH #
Blazing Saddles turned into Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Why haven't I seen this movie before?!?! #
Engadget.. http://tinyurl.com/yjfj6wg #
"It's like 2am and the corner store is closed and you're like … cookies." #
I just unlocked the "Newbie" badge on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/2aKpfg #
I'm at Regal Waterford Lakes 20 (541 North Alafaya Trail, Alafaya Trail and 408, Orlando). http://bit.ly/1H70uX #
My phone is retarded! #
3am. Time for Steak & Shake. #
just got home from Steak & Shake. Time to pass out. #
"What's weird about one friend sucking on another friends neck?" #
"Somewhere out there if love can see us through Then we'll be together somewhere out there Out where dreams come true" #
@shwood i dont know about permission but checkout http://www.goodblimey.com/tunes in reply to shwood #
Every time I look around it's in my face. #
I'm at Gray's College Bookstore (4250 Alafaya Trl # 164, Alafaya Trl and Mc Culloch, Orlando). http://bit.ly/6c0Wt0 #
Wants to hang out tonight. What's everyone doing tonight? #bored #
RT @edheiland: Way 2 go guys! RT @UCFNewsroom -Knights beat Tulane 49-0 in final home game ..thank u seniors!! #
One in a Million, Split Second OMG's.. http://tinyurl.com/y8aj5wy #
My one Saturday night free and I'm sitting at home bored as hell. #bored #
All you need is love. All you need is love. Love is all you need. #
wants to go bowling. Who wants to go bowling? #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-15

15
Nov/09N/A

@jenkersey Happy Birthday! #
I'm on the fence of this whole working on Sunday deal. :/ #
Family Guy makes me giggle like a little school girl. And I'm okay with that. #Roadhouse #
I LOVE #familyguy No matter how crappy I feel it makes me tear up with laughter. Thank you @SethMacFarlane Thank you. #
@shwood then get it for the xbox so i can shoot you in the face repeatedly. in reply to shwood #
@shwood You're scared. I understand. It's okay. in reply to shwood #
@shwood So hows the search for the Capt. Mgee wannabe going? I dropped my resume off with your hot secretary and haven't heard anything yet. in reply to shwood #
needs a car wash. Where can I find a group of college chicks in bikinis? #
"Adam Resurrected" is the story of a man who once was a dog who meets a dog who once was a boy. Can't wait to see this movie. It sucks I wor #
Do you want me to touch your butt first? #
Just watched a movie during my lunch break. Thank you #netflix #
just sang my heart to some Fall Out Boy with Joey Latuf. Man I love this place. #
A customer just came asking for a UCF Snuggie. I weep for humanity. #
Off to the great unknown. See you on the other side. #
Juan left work. 15 hours today. Time to get some food. #
is in pain and cant sleep. #
I want to get away. I want to fly away. #
This place can't function without me. #
I'm not a sexual Superman. #
@soace i know the feeling. in reply to soace #
There's a bomb threat at UCF main campus. #
I can't even enjoy the most anticipated game of the year because my mind is elsewhere. We need to talk. #
left a message. #
potentially just ruined a good thing. AWESOME!!! #
Just beat it! (beat it!) Beat it! No one wants to be defeated Show them how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or #
Party in the city where the heat is on. All night on the beach til the break of dawn. Welcome to Miami. (Bienvenido a Miami) #
Freaking GRRRRR!!!!!!!! #
I'm sure she's had a few used stickers on her already. #
He turned it sideways! Its a kill shot! That's a kill shot! #
"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, but if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserv #
The joyfulness of a man is prolongs his day … in bed. #fortunecookie #
I want all my favorite Disney and Pixar movies on Blu Ray right now! And Back to the Future of course. #
Lunching it up at the Pub. #
Just finished my lunchtime movie at work. Thanks Netflix streaming. #
I want you so bad its driving me mad. #
Tonight is perfect putt putt weather. Who wants to go putt putt? #
@herwittyreply direct message me your email in reply to herwittyreply #
@herwittyreply done. its a nomination. its not instant. in reply to herwittyreply #
I'll be there to love and comfort you and I'll be there to cherish and care for you. I'll be there to always see you through. I'll be there #
just got out of the shower during the 13th minute of the 13th hour of the 13th day of the month. I almost slipped and feel getting out. I'm #
2 hours to export! Are you effing kidding me?!?! What am I going to do till then? #
Thanks to Todd I'm free and running errands. #
It's banana bread and I helped! Falling asleep to John, Paul, George, and Ringo. #
@PMSHarpy no worries. hope everything is ok. in reply to PMSHarpy #
w00t! GO KNIGHTS!!! Way to do work on them Cougars! #
has a very important life decision to make very soon. Any help would be much appreciated. Thanks. #
is cutting a very boring game tonight. What are the rest of you up to internet? #
is planning on going to Pleasure Island 24 tomorrow. Who wants to see Pirate Radio, Disney's A Christmas Carol in 3D, and Men Who Stare at #
I just found out that Pirate Radio originally was titled The Boat that Rocked, a movie I thought was interesting but didn't think about seei #
is done and headed home unless you got something better. #
WTF? RT @kimurphy: OMGosh I went to college with "little bug bug" and am just now seeing him on this Bromance show. LMAO http://ow.ly/CnCA #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-08

8
Nov/09N/A

Anyone not going to the UCF game tonight want to meet up and watch it on TV? #
Figures. I pass out from exhaustion and UCF has one of the best come backs in school history. Oh well. GO KNIGHTS! #
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program. Sleep. #
Free lunch from Giovanni's! Haha! #
is working a double today. You should come over and say hi. #
needs to make things happen. #
Just like working at Disney and the bookstore, working freelance and a video game store has its advantages too. Did I mention I have 4 jobs. #
I think I'm growing up. Should I be scared? #
is sleeping with the window open. Climb on through if you want to cuddle. #
Windows down and radio up. Does it get any better? #
has been looking at this computer screen all day and needs to get away. #
is finally leaving work and is headed home unless you got something better. Where you at Orlando? #
Chocolate covered twinkie? Sounds amazing! I sure can go for one right about now. #
OVER RATED! CLAP CLAP! CLAP CLAP CLAP! #
Michael Jordan's Son Costs School Its Deal With Adidas.. http://tinyurl.com/yf2og9h #
The thing they don't tell you about film school is that you're actually earning a degree in unemployment and a minor in minimum wage. #
Happy Time Travel Day everyone! – On This Day In History – Geekologie http://ping.fm/ZDUB7 #
She's got doubles. But is she single? #
Bikini Leia and her stunt double nap under the Tatooine suns.. http://tinyurl.com/ydx4e2z #
just sent out another round of resumes. Branching out this time. Applied to positions in New York, Hollywood, and Bristol, CT. Here's hopi #
@kevinrose please tell me your twitter feed isnt going to turn into an anchorman quotefest. i have enough of that in my feed already. in reply to kevinrose #
Community keeps getting better and better! #
Work and then work. #
"Well I'm takin' my time, I'm just movin' on.
You'll forget about me after I've been gone." #
I know who I want to take me home. Take me home. #
is in a musical state of mind. Heads up. If you want to call me baby just go ahead now. If you want to tell me maybe just go ahead now. #
If you had $500 to spend on a plane ticket where would you go? #
Off to work. What else would I be doing? #
I'm cutting the Florida vs Vandy game!!! I'm moving up in the world!!! #
Just left work. Headed home unless you got something better. Where you at Orlando? #
Here. Put this in your mouth. Trust me. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-01

1
Nov/09N/A

is going to try this sleep thing everyone has been talking about. #
Bad edits makes me laugh. #
is all caught up now on #FlashForward. Now its time to work so I can go out tonight. #
w00t!!! I just did work on Final Cut!!! It never saw it coming!!! What now son?! You don't want none of this!!! #
off to seesaw VI. I mean off to see Saw VI. #typo #
Why is there a line at the theater this late on a Sunday night? #
is upgrading to 5.0.0.328! Go get it Storm users! w00t! #
Infomercials are on. Must be time for bed. #
Today is going to suck. #
Defective ball joints for the lose. #
I freak out everytime I put my hand in my pocket and don't feel my keys there. Its not a good feeling. #
Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin' If you get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin' Once more for a pepper-upper She will never get sore #
Yeah! Car is fixed! I want my freedom back! #
Got my ride back! Yeppie! #
Agreed RT @snoopmikey:since Microsoft has pulled out promo for Family Guy, wouldn't it be perfect for Apple to step in? http://bit.ly/r18ES #
@nickrp you still need a wave invite? DM your email. in reply to nickrp #
Damn you gremlins! Leave me alone! Everything around me is breaking! #
On the drive home tonight a cute red head pulled up next to me. We chatted for a second and then she pulled in front of me. I tried to keep #
@alyankovic are going to be on late night tonight? in reply to alyankovic #
@DarkJediLogan yeah I'm getting the droid bp question. What about your GPS unit you showed me the other day? Haha. in reply to DarkJediLogan #
just got home. Time to play ball! Go Phillies! #worldseries #
Child's Play Movie Marathon tonight at my place. Who's interested? #chuckie #childsplay #
Working at a college bookstore definitely has its advantages. #
Free at last fee at last. Thank God I'm free at last. One more day till Horror Nights! #
@ScaryThings already saw saw. in reply to ScaryThings #
Money and estrogen can make people do some pretty crazy things. #
Cartman Sings Lady Gaga's "Poker Face".. http://tinyurl.com/ykldkeb #
He's a jerk. He's being such a jerk. It's an awful thing to say to a human being. Are you crying? I'm not crying ok. I'm allergic to jerks #
She's focused. She's committed. And uh. She made out with me in my cop car. It was pretty neat. #
So I won't hesitate no more, no more It cannot wait I'm sure There's no need to complicate Our time is short This is our fate, I'm yours #
needs more RAM. I need to be able to run Final Cut and Photoshop at the same time. This makes me a sad panda. :_( #
Kernel panic! Yeppie! Haven't had one in years. #
@alexalbrecht done. in reply to alexalbrecht #
needs ideas for stupid/funny college course titles. Keep them PG please. Thanks. #
This is the end friend. #
Why can't the feeling ever be mutual? #
just found someone on facebook from 4th grade! Crazyness! #
About to enter horror nights! Where are you at? #HHN09 #
Bill and Teds show was awesome as always! #

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