Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-27

27
Dec/09
N/A
  • "We shouldn't be calling Hector or Wallace or any other large pimp." #
  • Allergies SUCK!!! #
  • "I don't want to be his friend. I want to shoot him in the face." #
  • :) #
  • "What time is it? Diaper Time!" #
  • Of course. Everyone is at the post office today. #
  • Grrrrr and Brrrr! #
  • @jeffcannata Awesome! I do that all the time. I got $500 voucher to use by May. But I don't know where to go. What airline? in reply to jeffcannata #
  • "Day Man! AHHHH! Fighter of the Night Man!" #
  • @Danny_DeVito Haven't seen it yet. I'm playing catch up on Always Sunny. 3 seasons in 2 days. 2 more to go. in reply to Danny_DeVito #
  • apparently can't complete the simplest tasks. Sorry for having a lot on my mind. #
  • feels… blah. #
  • "Something in the way she moves attracts me like no other lover. Something in the way she woos me." #
  • 'Dexter' Michael C. Hall Talks About Season 4 Killer Finale.. http://tinyurl.com/ybbsd73 #
  • I'm never going to get anything down up here. #
  • Note to self: Never buy a huge ass entertainment center or a two story house. #
  • Someone is driving my car. Hint: It's not me. #
  • Christmas Vacation in HD. Followed by Home Alone in HD. Not a bad night. OH! BTW. The "family" got a 50" HDTV plus Bluray for Christmas. #
  • "Folks here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher; she was a red hot hoochie coocher. She was the roughest toughest frail; but Minnie had a hea #
  • "I got chills. They're multiplyin'. And I'm losin' control. 'Cause the power you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'!" #
  • Lame. :( #
  • "All I really have to do is live and die. But I'm in a hurry and don't know why." #
  • Going shopping on Christmas Eve Eve. :/ #
  • Got everything I needed in one store. Both were the last copy in the store. I am a master shopper! Now. Food. #
  • I love all these behind the magic shows about the Disney parks. Its amazing what a few cast members can do. #
  • "In some ways, you're far superior to my cocker spaniel." #
  • I got into the Foursquare for Blackberry Beta! To bad I'm out of town and can't use it! #
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  • Bad Boys II in HD. :) #
  • Merry Christmas! #
  • 6 foot hdmi cable for $0.01. Thank you #amazon #
  • "You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa." #
  • Well I guess that answers that. Not the answer I was hoping for but at least the wondering is over. #
  • Probably shouldn't but watching 500 Days of Summer. #
  • Back to the Future in HD! Merry Christmas to me! #
  • I hate allergies! #
  • @johnsexton HAHA! SUCKER! Just got Dark Knight on Blu Ray for $18 too. :D in reply to johnsexton #
  • Now I wish I brought my xbox. #
  • Do moms ever stop being moms? #
  • just ran into the only UCF student in Erie, PA. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-20

20
Dec/09
N/A
  • No one can tell I'm doing wrong today. #
  • No one can tell me that I'm doing wrong today. #
  • 167 and 131 with the spare ball. Lame. I need to get back in a league. #
  • "Kneel before the Lord punk." #
  • "Legs? Where we're going we don't need legs." #
  • If I had a million dollars. Well, I'd buy you a K-Car. A nice Reliant automobile. #
  • can't stop sneezing. I HATE ALLERGIES!!! #
  • finds it interesting that people with dark colored skin always win coupons for a free tan. And is still sneezing by the way. #
  • ALRIGHT! WHO GOT ME SICK?!?! #
  • Dexter finale made me cry. #
  • @herwittyreply there's a code to unlock them all gamertag: bigdaddysmooth in reply to herwittyreply #
  • I'd like to make myself believe. That planet Earth turns slowly. It's hard to say that I'd rather stay. Awake when I'm asleep. 'Cause everyt #
  • woke up this morning hugging the pillow. ? #
  • I must be a horrible trainer. This shelves are a complete mess. #
  • Today is one of those days. I can think of a hundred different places I'd rather be. #
  • Too much stress. Need outlet. #
  • Apparently I'm seeing Avatar in 3D now. #
  • "No one should know who I am." – @shwood HAHA!!! EPIC!!! #
  • Naptime. #
  • One more day. #
  • Facebook is failing on all cylinders today. #
  • is either getting paid or whacked today. If I'm not getting paid you might has well kill me. It would be doing me a favor. #sarcasm #
  • got paid! #
  • is on vacation! Two weeks from this place is just what the doctor ordered. #
  • RT @ryan_connolly: The first trailer for "Iron Man 2" is now online!!! – http://bit.ly/4qTd50 #
  • @onemanrev HAHA! Nestle sucks. Should have gone with Hersey. in reply to onemanrev #
  • I'm an idiot! #
  • "Ooh I need your love babe. Guess you know it's true. Hope you need my love babe. Just like I need you… I ain't got nothin' but love babe. #
  • @ryan_connolly Amen. I'm flying out tomorrow morning too out of #MCO in reply to ryan_connolly #
  • Something tells me this is going to be a long 2 weeks. #
  • @shwood WOW! That is epic! Don't tell me. Next your going to show me the Mr. Wizard intro? haha. in reply to shwood #
  • is all packed and ready to go. I always feel like I'm forgetting something. #
  • Boarded. See you kids later. #
  • just landed in Cleveland. OH… #
  • Finally made it to Erie. Time for chili. #
  • Is it too late to call? #
  • "You're not gay. You're just really really vain." #
  • Off to The Annual Vollentine Family Christmas Party. #
  • "I think it's clear what needs to happen. We need to buy a gun." #
  • @onemanrev 26 and snowing in Erie. in reply to onemanrev #
  • Paying bills. Yuck. #
  • @DarkJediLogan you got some moves sir haha. in reply to DarkJediLogan #
  • GO KNIGHTS!!! I'll be watching the game online! #
  • Finally found ESPN Clasic. #
  • Thank you Sanu. #
  • Well that didn't take long. #
  • Huge headache. Awesome. #
  • Watching TV while this headache goes away and waiting for the phone to ring. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-13

13
Dec/09
N/A
  • I respect women. I love women. I respect
    them so much I completely stay away from them. #
  • 50! #
  • Technology for the fail! #
  • Sorry I'm not better looking. #
  • will do his best to use quotation marks from now on. #
  • singing *Baby it's cold outside.* #
  • Standing in line at Moe's. I'm starving. Its been about a month since I've been here. #
  • Home. Check. Moe's Monday. Check. Time to play catch up on Dexter. #
  • has a massive headache and is going to bed. Also sad that the phone did not ring tonight. :/ #
  • @aimeebooth haha #
  • is off to buy your books. Come by. Say hi. #
  • "I'll give you a mid-shift." #
  • just angered the bookstore Gods. :_( #
  • @herwittyreply i know something i shouldnt in reply to herwittyreply #
  • @herwittyreply pretty much. there was shock. and there was awe. in reply to herwittyreply #
  • CCCCCCC BINGO! #
  • "I like having someone worrying about me." #
  • "He can only be honest with the dead." #
  • @majornelson crash time link on your site is brokened. :P in reply to majornelson #
  • @majornelson damn maybe i should read the whole twit next time haha my b in reply to majornelson #
  • "Everyday is a test in sexual behaviors." #
  • This whole trying to have a social life thing is really getting in the way of my nerd life. What should I do? #
  • Jeremiah's is at Gray's College Bookstore giving out free samples!!! #
  • I'm am so scared right now! This is so awkward. #
  • doesn't understand. Why do people NOT want to save money. #
  • I jokingly get mad and move on all the time. Very few things make me legitimately angry. Dodging my calls and messages is one of them. #
  • "Thick McRunfast" #
  • "I'm going to sax you up." #
  • I just asked someone point blank "Do you want to save 10% off your books next semester?" They said no. Really? You don't want to save money? #
  • OMG! OMG! OMG! I LOVE DEXTER!!! I LOVE DEXTER!!! I LOVE DEXTER!!! #
  • is trying to get ready for a busy day tomorrow while trying to catch up on Dexter. Failing at both. #
  • GRRRRR!!!!!!! #
  • Big/Important day tomorrow. Must find time to sleep. Wish me luck tomorrow. I'm going to need it. #
  • This whole not having internet is really crimpping my style. #
  • Looks like today is going to pick up right where yesterday left off. Time to focus. #
  • Well I did that with some grace. It was a little awkward but it had to be done and I'm glad I did it. On to the next. #
  • is thankful to be outside right now. #
  • Well my plans have change for tonight. What you doing Orlando? I don't want to stay home tonight. #
  • Hanging with TRS Crew till I pass out. Let's see how long this will last. #
  • Smoke ManMuscle #
  • Bored bored bored bored. Bored bored bored bored. I'm bored. Dirk HardPec #
  • Bolt VanderHuge #
  • I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell. #
  • Unnecessary Censorship: Sesame Street.. http://tinyurl.com/yap7e8y #
  • Music makes my heart dance. #
  • @ThatKevinSmith enjoy the ride my friend. in reply to ThatKevinSmith #
  • Stump BeefKnob #
  • needs to get out of here and go Christmas shopping. #
  • JUST GEEKED OUT HARDCORE!!! #
  • This is turning into an ordeal. #
  • FOUND IT!!! #
  • After a Walmart, Barnes & Noble, and two Targets later I am home for the night. Time to get my wrapping on. #
  • Late to bed. Early to rise. Story of my life. See you in a few. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-06

6
Dec/09
N/A
  • wants to go bowling. You want to go bowling? Let's go bowling. #
  • No bowling? Okay. How about a movie? Mini-golf? Netflix party? #
  • is hanging with his merry men. Robin Hood: Men in Tights #
  • A toll is a toll. And a roll is a roll. If we don't get no tolls then we don't get no rolls. #
  • Mel Brooks: You are my hero. You can do no wrong. #
  • I favorited a YouTube video — The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY&feature=autoshare_twitter #
  • I favorited a YouTube video — Habanera [HD] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXKUb5A1auM&feature=autoshare_twitter #
  • I favorited a YouTube video — Stars & Stripes FOREVER! [HD] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXeIxtI–uc&feature=autoshare_twitter #
  • Bork Bork Bork. #famousmuppetsquotes #
  • Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas. #
  • is ready to get out of here. #
  • is at the bottom of the list and you know what runs downhill. I may be used to it but I don't have to like it. GRRRRR!!! #
  • Just had a major tool come into the store and sang along with the song on the radio. Ruining that song for me. Thanks tool! #
  • is very grrr and yet very chill right now. Hit the like button if you can relate. #
  • James Taylor to Jay Z. Can you say eclectic? #
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh the memories! (wipes eyes) #
  • "What car? Full body wax five! Buff away ladies." #
  • The chill is gone and I am full of GRRRRRR! #
  • Thank you James Taylor. Let's give this sleep thing a shot. #
  • I'm a mog. Half man. Half dog. I'm my own best friend. #
  • Listening to the new Jay Z album at work. haha Let's see how it goes. #
  • I'm liking the new Jay Z album except for 1 song "On to the Next" is titled appropriately I click right on to the next song when it comes on #
  • I want to do something Friday night after work. Let's make plans. #
  • Ludicrous speed, GO!!! #
  • "Merchandising. Merchandising. Where the real money from the movie is made." #
  • I'll have the cleavage. Er the special. #
  • The holidays are here. Watching National Lampoon's christmas Vacation. #
  • GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! I HOPE I'M NOT TO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
  • Might have to go to Disney tomorrow for business not pleasure. Maybe pleasure after the business. Business first. Pleasure second. #
  • Getting my cutting on. #
  • Punching people in the face is tough to pull off. #
  • Sometimes I amaze myself. #
  • 3 minutes 6 seconds and 25 frames of pure win! #
  • In a big blue world. #
  • I still love watching shows about Disney on the Travel Channel. #
  • Screw you internet! Stop sucking so bad. #
  • I'm so bored! #
  • COME ON ALREADY!!!!!!! THIS IS TAKING FOREVER!!!!!!!!! #
  • Good mornin good mornin to you. #
  • This upload is just freaking depressing. #
  • I want to cry. #
  • UPLOADED!!!! Now we what 7 minutes in just to wait while it is converted. Oh happy day. #
  • @Danny_DeVito i dont know what that is. in reply to Danny_DeVito #
  • @DannyTRS Abed runs like the Terminator. haha in reply to DannyTRS #
  • "Now I'm ready to pull myself up by some G-Strings." #
  • Today is going to be interesting to say the least. #
  • is in an Empire State of Mind with a huge freaking headache. Off to work. #
  • is loving this weather. #
  • 25 years on this rock and I just had an hour long conversation with my dad. I don't think that ever happened before. I feel so good right no #
  • The Boss Wanted to Use Old Office Supplies….. http://tinyurl.com/yc7aq28 #
  • WOW! I have tonight off! Let's get together! Yeah Yeah Yeah! #
  • @alyankovic that's scary good. i would be scared if i were you. in reply to alyankovic #
  • is on the way to save the day! #
  • @onemanrev @mikochu you guys are making me jealous/hungry talking about this 4R place. You keep talking about it. Mustn't be half bad. link? in reply to onemanrev #